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| Two bald heroes |
It’s four, five, o years since the Bard got born,
And three, nine, eight since he got made a corpse.
Here’s the best stage to see Shakespeare performed,
But can the Globe’s exhibition hold course?
Shall I compare it to the summer holidays?
It is more noisy and more tedious.
Middle-class kids do shake the dads of May
And for £13.50, are you serious?
I said, “Tuesday’ll be when no one’s seen”
But there were less kids in Bugsy Malone.
I was greatly outnumbered by French teens -
For Harry and St. George, fetch my longbow!
But I wouldn’t let this split our nations, two.
So, stopped being a twat and said, “apres vous”.
