Museum of London - London, UK

4th May 2013 - Free

"Leave it, you slag"

Apples and Pears. Ronnie and Reggie. Snooker loopy. Terry meets Julie. Step in time and I was at Violet’s funeral. It’s time to doff one’s top hat to the Bow Bells and snort jellied eels at a pop-up restaurant till the war’s over by Christmas. I don’t know what I’m saying. Welcome to London. 

(n.b. for this blog I’ll be making up my own rhyming slang)

London’s tectonic (plate/great). It’s big and smelly and glorious and fun and dirty and expensive and different and exciting and waaaaay too busy and that’s why we love it. Sure, it rains like a jungle, but who comes here for the weather?